Their customer service made me consider writing a handwritten letter.

Signed up for $22/month. Tried to cancel. Adobe: that’ll be $103.46. The product is digital. The exit fee is real. New York just banned this. The receipt is filed.

Adobe accidentally enabled lifetime subscriptions for 4 million users and went unnoticed for 3 months. When they finally discovered it, their fix was to email everyone a cancellation notice — with an early termination fee. Some traditions never die. 💀

Had to cancel a credit card just to escape Adobe's subscription. They make cancelling harder than signing up. New York just banned these practices. The receipts are piling up.

Promised to 10x my output. Now I spend 3 hours prompt-engineering tasks I could have done in 20 minutes, feel great about it, and ship nothing. AI did not make me productive. It gave my sloth a better excuse.

Waiting for their delivery feels like watching a loading bar with trust issues.

United 'rebooked me for my convenience' onto a flight two days later, via three cities, in a middle seat. My original flight? Departed on time. Without me. For my convenience. 🧳

IKEA instructions: 14 wordless pictograms, one cartoon man shrugging, and a screw that does not exist in this dimension. My BILLY is now abstract art. Load-bearing regret. 🪑

PayPal froze my account for 'unusual activity.' The unusual activity was me receiving money. In my own account. For work I did. The funds will be released in 180 business days. 💸

Cancelling Adobe required a live chat, a phone call, a cancellation fee, and emotional negotiation with an agent named 'Sky.' Escaping a gym contract is easier. And the gym has weights. 📄

The McDonald's ice cream machine has been 'down for maintenance' since 2017. At this point it's not a machine, it's a monument. We should lay flowers. 🍦

Zomato emailed me: "18 years of being part of your birthdays, breakups and bank statements." Sir, you did not WITNESS my breakups — you CAUSED them. Late deliveries, cancelled orders, cold biryani. 18 years of trauma. The bank statement is the evidence. 🎂

Google Maps और Uber Driver दोनों मिलकर ऐसी जगह पहुँचा दें जहाँ से वापस आने के लिए भी Uber चाहिए। 🧭😂

Google Meet शुरू होते ही Jio बोले: Reconnecting...

IRCTC's website is so fast it crashed before I could even type my name. Tatkal booking felt like competing in the Olympics — except I trained for 6 months and lost in 0.3 seconds to a bot.

Ordered food at 7pm. Delivery partner is 'nearby' since 2019. I've aged, graduated, and started a family. The biryani is still 2 minutes away. 🍛

Paytm has added so many 'features' that I now need a PhD just to find the UPI button. The app opens with 6 ads, 2 loan offers, and a lottery ticket before I can pay ₹20. 💸

Amazon delivered my urgent same-day package to the wrong flat, left it in the corridor, then closed my complaint because 'photo shows delivery at address.' The photo shows a corridor. 📦

Ola driver accepted my ride, called to ask me to cancel so he doesn't have to drive, then charged me a cancellation fee. This man is running a business empire. 🚗

Ticket: $50. Service fee: $22. Processing fee: $14. Facility charge: $9. Fee for paying the fees: $6. The band gets a high five and exposure. 🎟️